THINGS MY FAMILY DISCUSSED DOING IF WE WON THE POWERBALL

  1. Build a lake house
    On 500 acres so nobody would live near me.
  2. Pay all of our bills.
    For everyone, all of them.
  3. Fund a presidential campaign free from influence from anyone.
    Then we decided this is what Trump has done and we didn't like this idea anymore.
  4. Hypothetically, we could buy several countries.
  5. Hire lawyers and financial managers.
  6. Fund several charities.
  7. Be traumatized by the number of family members and strangers who suddenly come out of the woodwork seeking only our money.
    This is why I'd build the lake house on 500 acres.