1. Becoming a vegan is a huge missed steak.
  2. Never trust an Adam, they make up everything.
  3. I've gotten a chicken proof yard. It's impeccable.
  4. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not quite sure.
  5. Velcro, what a rip off.
  6. I tried to catch fog, but I missed.
  7. They're selling dead batteries, free of charge.
  8. I tried to make an agriculture joke, but it was too corny.
  9. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
  10. I've gone to this new restaurant called moon and it serves lots of satellite dishes.
  11. People with guns asking for your money, you got to hand it to them.
  12. Invisible planes, I can't see them taking off.
  13. I was in a super market and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "are you two an item"?
  14. I'm celebrating 200 years of Buffalo, it's the bison-tennial!
  15. I went to this restaurant and all the food was made by special effects. It was CGI Friday's.