1. How I got this scar
    Static
  2. I was making breakfast for myself (a fine June morning) ☀️
  3. Eggs in a hole with some shredded Parmesan so fancy
    Giphy
  4. And I was also watching the office on my phone
    Giphy
  5. Been binging some old season 2&3 eps, the best bec Jim & Pam tension
    Giphy
  6. So, I was running water on the burning egg pan while simultaneously turning to watch Michael play "hot hot hot" on his xylophone post Jamaica trip, and it didn't go well
    Giphy
    (I couldn't find the right gif but this is my fave of all time)
  7. I burned my arm in two places
    Static
  8. Netflix on my phone + making eggs = burn. So 2016 of me. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.