THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE
Inspired by @biz
- •People who are too bubblyI will ask you to bring your energy level down a few notches
- •People who are happy all the god damn timeI get it, your life is good. Mine is pretty cool too. I'm a content person by nature but you won't find me running up to my long lost friend and squealing.
- •Speaking 🗣 of.... Women who do that annoying jumping/squealing thing when they see someone.
- •When I don't like someone baby 👶I'm just like um... Ok that's a thing. Great. Can we move on now?
- •People who don't like swearingBut I swear like a fucking sailor so fuck you
- •People who don't know personal space 🚀Like, back the fuck off man I'm not trying to bathe in the ghost 👻 of what you had for lunch.
- •That awkward bathroom 🚽 towel thingYou're supposed to be about to pull out down 👇 to get a fresh section of towel but it hasn't been changed it since 1973 so you just wipe your hands on your pants 👖 instead
- •Children who scream like their hair is on fire 🔥And always feel like I should call 📞 the cops or something.
- •Socks in bed....
- •People who tell me my dog 🐶 is beautifulAnd then want to guess which kind of dog he is but they're always wrong 👎
- •Pony tails on men.....
- •Wanting to punch 👊 someone in the throat but can't because, ya know, jail and shit 💩