6 Reasons why I hibernate in the wintertime

Stop asking me to hangout — I will NOT come out and play.
  1. 1. I have a fireplace to warm my toes
    Who wants to go out in snow when you have this?!
  2. 2. It's literally raining over snow right now. So I'm not only going to freeze to death before I get to my car I'm going to be soaking wet as well.
  3. 3. Before I even reach my car I will have to carefully plot where to step without falling on my butt.... example: stepping on ice with both feet may or may not make you do a split.
  4. 4. Name one person who thought it was a good idea to throw a party in December? I mean.... "hey guys, come on over in this shitty weather and drink then drive home?" NOT ONE. Stop asking me to leave my house!
  5. 5. I have a cat. Enough said.
  6. 6. I THINK IM COOL. I Actually like hanging out with myself.
    Andddddd done.