1. It's been a long night in New York City. (...or Austin or Baton Rouge)
    For people ending their night shift at the hospital/bar/club/newborn parent shift posting a photo of a sunrise/haggard selfie/breakfastforthmealdinner
  2. One and one and one is three
    For when a couple announces they're pregnant with their first child
  3. Call MoMa. I'll wait.
    For when you take a picture of garbage but you joke its modern art.