Instagram Captions For Sale
- •It's been a long night in New York City. (...or Austin or Baton Rouge)For people ending their night shift at the hospital/bar/club/newborn parent shift posting a photo of a sunrise/haggard selfie/breakfastforthmealdinner
- •One and one and one is threeFor when a couple announces they're pregnant with their first child
- •Call MoMa. I'll wait.For when you take a picture of garbage but you joke its modern art.