Social Media Bios: Past, Present, and Future
Once only needed by elite published folks—now any yahoo with two thumbs or a voice-enabled device feels the need to listroduce™ themselves. I'm no exception.
- •"She'll loan you her toothbrush / She'll bartend your par-tay"
- •Recently tested positive for being stubborn as fuck.
- •Passion for carbs, sarcasm, and Rock & Roll.
- •Always briskly walking in the wrong direction.
- •Lived with a black cat for 14 years.
- •Always sneezes three times.
- •Chronic oversimplifier.
- •Yes, Rock.