From my personal collection of screenshots. Males, aged 24-34, in New York, this is your competition. Inspired by @DawnCloud.
  1. The only photo on this profile was this one, featuring five guys.
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  2. 🎶 I got my eyes on you
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  3. We get it, you know Photoshop.
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  4. +1 for creativity.
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  5. Here they come...
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  6. ALL
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  7. OF
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  8. THE
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  9. TIGERS
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  13. Yep, still happening.
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  16. I had had enough, so I asked this guy...
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  17. More like fuck it.
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    *insert joke-drum-noise*
  18. When a tiger isn't available...
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  19. When a tiger isn't available, part 2
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  20. I...just...what? ...huh?
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    This photo appears to be a favorite of cat-fish-ers. Have since seen it many other times/places.
  21. The real nightmares come once you are matched, though...
  22. I thought this was some of my best work, considering what I was working with.
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    He did not, however. This led to an immediate unfollow.
  23. +1 for honesty.
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  24. Who said chivalry is dead?
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