15 QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR BRITISH PEOPLE
...ok fine, 16. ☝️
- 1.What did you do to make Gordon Ramsay so angry?
- 2.Why are you always eating eggs out of those little egg cups?
- 3.Who let Piers Morgan happen?
- 4.Why is your pudding so thick?
- 5.Where did you make Eddie Redmayne and why haven’t you made more of him?
- 6.Why do you insist on ruining all your pies with meat?
- 7.What are you always apologising for?
- 8.How many small humans does it take to operate the robot you call Queen?
- 9.What the fuck is a goddamn banger?
- 10.Why do you hate French fries??
- 11.Why will David Beckham never take his underwear off?
- 12.What is the quickest way to get to Hogsmeade from where I’m currently standing?
- 13.Why the FUCK are you always wrapping your goddamn fish in newspaper?
- 14.Why did you let the spice girls stop?
- 15.Where was the last Mary Poppins sighting and why haven’t you brought her back yet?
- 16.Why do you keep ruining cookies by calling them biscuits?