15 QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR BRITISH PEOPLE
...ok fine, 16. ☝️
- •What did you do to make Gordon Ramsay so angry?
- •Why are you always eating eggs out of those little egg cups?
- •Who let Piers Morgan happen?
- •Why is your pudding so thick?
- •Where did you make Eddie Redmayne and why haven’t you made more of him?
- •Why do you insist on ruining all your pies with meat?
- •What are you always apologising for?
- •How many small humans does it take to operate the robot you call Queen?
- •What the fuck is a goddamn banger?
- •Why do you hate French fries??
- •Why will David Beckham never take his underwear off?
- •What is the quickest way to get to Hogsmeade from where I’m currently standing?
- •Why the FUCK are you always wrapping your goddamn fish in newspaper?
- •Why did you let the spice girls stop?
- •Where was the last Mary Poppins sighting and why haven’t you brought her back yet?
- •Why do you keep ruining cookies by calling them biscuits?