19 THOUGHTS YOU HAVE WHEN YOU'RE SICK

  1. 1.
    Why am I sneezing?
    I must have just suddenly gotten allergies.
  2. 2.
    Great, now my throat is sore. Am I getting sick?
    Nah, I probably just need some water.
  3. 3.
    Ok, I give in. I'm definitely sick.
  4. 4.
    How did this happen?
    I bet it was that kid who coughed on me. He probably did it on purpose.
  5. 5.
    Oh well, I'm probably fine to go to work/school.
  6. 6.
    *five minutes after getting there* I think I'm dying
  7. 7.
    Why is everyone acting so normal? Haven't they noticed I'm dying?
    Maybe if I moan a little louder...?
  8. 8.
    Well the coughing got their attention.
    But now they're are all avoiding me like I have the flu.
  9. 9.
    Oh no, do I have the flu?
  10. 10.
    Better just go home early.
    At least I get to skip work/school.
  11. 11.
    Now to just relax...
    ...I'm kind of bored.
  12. 12.
    I should take a bath.
    I deserve a bath.
  13. 13.
    But I can't even sing in the shower.
    I wonder if my sick voice is as sexy as Phoebe's.
  14. 14.
    Well now I feel better.
    Maybe it WAS just allergies.
  15. 15.
    *an hour later* Yeah, definitely not allergies.
    I'm probably dying again.
  16. 16.
    Why do we not have chicken noodle soup and orange juice?
    I should keep an emergency sick kit with soup and juice.
  17. 17.
    When will this be over?????
    I'll just go to bed. Maybe I'll feel better in the morning.
  18. 18.
    *the next morning* Oh man, I do feel better...
    But I don't wanna get out of bed.
  19. 19.
    I'll just pretend to be sick for one more day.