1. Why am I sneezing?
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    I must have just suddenly gotten allergies.
  2. Great, now my throat is sore. Am I getting sick?
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    Nah, I probably just need some water.
  3. Ok, I give in. I'm definitely sick.
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  4. How did this happen?
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    I bet it was that kid who coughed on me. He probably did it on purpose.
  5. Oh well, I'm probably fine to go to work/school.
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  6. *five minutes after getting there* I think I'm dying
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  7. Why is everyone acting so normal? Haven't they noticed I'm dying?
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    Maybe if I moan a little louder...?
  8. Well the coughing got their attention.
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    But now they're are all avoiding me like I have the flu.
  9. Oh no, do I have the flu?
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  10. Better just go home early.
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    At least I get to skip work/school.
  11. Now to just relax...
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    ...I'm kind of bored.
  12. I should take a bath.
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    I deserve a bath.
  13. But I can't even sing in the shower.
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    I wonder if my sick voice is as sexy as Phoebe's.
  14. Well now I feel better.
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    Maybe it WAS just allergies.
  15. *an hour later* Yeah, definitely not allergies.
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    I'm probably dying again.
  16. Why do we not have chicken noodle soup and orange juice?
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    I should keep an emergency sick kit with soup and juice.
  17. When will this be over?????
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    I'll just go to bed. Maybe I'll feel better in the morning.
  18. *the next morning* Oh man, I do feel better...
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    But I don't wanna get out of bed.
  19. I'll just pretend to be sick for one more day.
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