1. For my dog to let my brush her without biting the comb.
    Doesn't she know that I just want to make her pretty?
  2. It to be considered socially acceptable for me to sing loudly and obnoxiously wherever I go.
    My life would pretty much be High School Musical.
  3. Netflix to stop judging me by asking if I'm still watching.
    Yes, I have been sitting here for 6 hours. Do you have a problem with that?