A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF RAPPERS WHO DON'T EXIST
Great request from @PeteOnEarth 🙏
- •Mackerel-more 🐟He kept getting into hot water with his lyrics.
- •Two Cent 💰Nobody cared to hear his two cents.
- •M.I.A. 🕵No one has seen her in a while...
- •Meta Man 📀He made an EP about make an EP.
- •Ty "There's-Only-One-Line-Through-The-S" Dolla $ign 💸Only surviving lyric: "Got my mind on my money and you keep drawing the symbol wrong."
- •Lil Lil 🕸Later tried to drop the second Lil, but lost her fan base completely cause she wasn't lil enough anymore.
- •Waka Waka 🐻Fozzie Bear sued over copyright usage.
- •Vanilla Ice 🍦Was it "dun-dun-dun-dada-dun-dun" or "dun-dun-dun-dad-dun-dun-tsss?"
- •That's My Name 💁She got sick of seeing everyone branding with their real names but the fans didn't catch on.
- •Cotton Ball ☁️Q-Tip's hype man never made it out of the bathroom.
- •Ice-T 🍹Acting is more his cup of, well... tea.
- •Da Best 🏆People thought she was a little too full of herself. And she was like: "If I were a man, you'd all be like, 'Yeah, you da best!'" And the fans were like, "It's not our fault, it's the patriarchy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " And she was like, "You're not even trying! Y'all are the worst."