DRAFTS I'VE WRITTEN IN THE LAST HOUR

  1. POWERADE AND ONDEMAND ARE MY ONLY SOLACE
  2. THE IDEA FOR A WEREWOLF NOVEL THAT CAME TO ME IN A FEVER DREAM
  3. I FEEL LIKE THE 100 IS JUST A SHOW ABOUT WOMEN FIXING MEN'S MISTAKES
  4. MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
  5. THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT
  6. SNAPCHAT FILTERS THAT ARE PROBABLY AS EFFECTIVE AS A FACE MASK