HOW TO DISOWN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WHO VOTES FOR TRUMP
- •Yell 3 times: "I DISOWN YOU! I DISOWN YOU! I DISOWN YOU!"
- •Turn in a tight, quick circle where you're standing 2 times.
- •Spit in each of the 4 directions: North, South, East, and West.
- •Touch your hand to your forehead, then to your heart.
- •Mutter in a disgruntled fashion to yourself about how this person came to be in your life.
- •Then you're free. That's it. It's official. No paperwork or anything. Clean break. It's done.
- •.(But seriously, friends and acquaintances and family members, please don't vote for Trump. His policies, personal belief systems, and morals are very scary.)
- •.Who Said It: Donald Trump or Lucille Bluth? from @BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/katlock/who-said-it-donald-trump-or-lucille-bluth-1u7ty
- •.Argentina uses Trump's immigration comments to make a great soccer commercial: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/05/03/argentina-uses-trumps-comments-to-make-a-great-soccer-commercial/