HOW TO DISOWN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WHO VOTES FOR TRUMP

Officially.
  1. Yell 3 times: "I DISOWN YOU! I DISOWN YOU! I DISOWN YOU!"
  2. Turn in a tight, quick circle where you're standing 2 times.
  3. Spit in each of the 4 directions: North, South, East, and West.
  4. Touch your hand to your forehead, then to your heart.
  5. Mutter in a disgruntled fashion to yourself about how this person came to be in your life.
  6. Then you're free. That's it. It's official. No paperwork or anything. Clean break. It's done.
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    (But seriously, friends and acquaintances and family members, please don't vote for Trump. His policies, personal belief systems, and morals are very scary.)
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