I confused myself with present versus future verb usage (they're all facts but happening in the future? I can't right now...), so I removed them.
  1. The first day of July!
  2. A Friday!
  3. A Summer Friday!
  4. ...
  5. Also, the last day at my job!
    Which I'll be taking off because of above Summer Friday point.
  6. 😱⁉️
  7. ...
    It's a good thing? No question mark. I'm still processing. Ahhh...