REASONS FOR NOT LISTING

I've been ...
  1. ... drafting lists.
  2. ... toasting champagne to graduations, birthdays, job-quittings—general commencements and life changes.
  3. ... laughing at my own jokes.
    (someone has to)
  4. ... making travel plans.
    (LA from the 17th to 22nd, hmu)
  5. ... depositing my $11 tax refund.
    (everyone gets a penny ... on me 💰)
  6. ... playing sharks and minnows with my nephews.
  7. ... sleeping.
  8. ... recipe testing.
    (perfecting a dessert that layers the brûlée part of crème brûlée ... it's absolutely as delicious as it sounds ... even the failures)
  9. ... washing my hair.
  10. ... not washing my hair.
    (requires equal effort as washing)
  11. ... trying out all the new Snapchat filters.
  12. ... researching chemicals and ingredients in everyday household and body products that are carcinogens and mess with your hormones.
    (it's scary stuff ... basically, we're all doomed)
  13. ... playing iPhone games like Blossom Blast Saga.
    (basically the same thing as Candy Crush but prettier 🌹🌷🌼)