REASONS I LOVE USING OML MORE THAN OMG

Thanks to @lesbian for unknowingly introducing this acronym to me 💁
  1. Whenever I say "omg," even in my head, I say the letters:
  2. Oh
  3. Em
  4. Gee
  5. Sometimes I'll write "ohmigosh"/"ohmigod" to force the real words (and how I want the reader to quickly mash the words together)
  6. But with "oml," I always say:
  7. Ohmilord!
  8. Sometimes "lawd"
  9. And isn't that so much more fun?