THINGS I SAY ABOUT BABIES AND ANIMALS THAT MIGHT SCARE YOU AT FIRST

But you'll get over it. My sister-in-law and mother of my four nephews did... eventually.
  1. OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE I COULD DROP-KICK YOU!
  2. OH MY GOD I COULD JUST GOBBLE YOU UP YOU'RE SO CUTE!
  3. OH MY GOD I WANNA STUFF YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND CARRY YOU AROUND UNDER MY ARM ALL THE TIME!
  4. I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR HEAD POPS OFF!
  5. I WANT TO SHRINK YOU DOWN AND PUT YOU IN MY POCKET BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CUTE!
  6. I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU TIGHTLY AND NEVER LET YOU GO!
  7. YOU'RE SO CUTE I COULD DIE!