WHEN SPOTIFY DISCOVER WEEKLY FAILS YOU

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  1. Have you ever listened to the radio station 103.5 KTU? That's what this playlist sounds like this week...
    Don't get me wrong. KTU has its spot in my heart. As a teen, that's how I was introduced to Cher and the dance version of "If You Could Read My Mind"
  2. I feel like I'm locked in a 90s dance club. Except I'm on the NYC subway... Actually, there's probably a lot of similarities...
  3. Show Me Love - Safari Radio Edit, Mobin Master
    I 100% first heard this song on KTU.
  4. Independent Woman - Destiny's Child
    Now, I love this song. But this is my "Discover Weekly" playlist... I feel like I'm being punk'd. April Fool's was 2 weeks ago, guyz!
  5. Hideaway - Zac Samuel Remix, Kiesza
    This song as that classic "ooo, aa-ah, ooo, aa-ah" hook that is really definitive of 90s danceclub music.
  6. I Need Your Love (Don Corleon Dancehouse Remix), Shaggy
    Shaggy? Really???!!!
  7. Ain't No Other Man, Christina Aguilera
    How did I mess up my suggestion algorithm?! Like, 3 of the songs on the list are new to me. Was it all the Beiber I listened to last week???
  8. Say Something - Zac Samuel Remix, Karen Harding
    I'm just going to full on fist bump. ✊
  9. Sissy That Walk, RuPaul
    Woo, RuPaul! Werq! "Now sissy that walk!" Love RuPaul! But RuPaul is, like, the epitome of KTU. They used to do morning segments with her.
  10. Hypnotize - Radio Mix, Notorious B.I.G.
    Obviously Biggie is 🙌, but this is my discover playlist!
  11. Bye Bye Bye, *NSYNC
    I forgot about the asterix in their name...
  12. Saving My Life, Gorgon City
    "Can you feel a dark force in the air?" If there wasn't a dance beat behind this, I'd think I was listening to some Alt-J or Bon Iver.
  13. Do you think my discover algorithm is messed up from my Gin and Juice research? ALL THE LYRICAL REFERENCES TO "GIN AND JUICE," THE LIST YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED
  14. But everyone check out the Fresh Finds list. It's 🔥🔥🔥