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- •SurpriseWho is this girl? Why is she calling herself Brittany? Did I forget what Brittany looks like?
- •ConfusionShe seems to be the one cutting my hair... But I know I booked with Brittany... And her mirror and cards say Brittany... But she's not Brittany...
- •DisbeliefNo. I for sure booked with Brittany. She must have changed her hair and that's why I don't recognize her.
If we ever actually read and discuss books together @thatssoayesha
- •"Why Not Me" Mindy Kaling
- •"Troublemaker" Leah Remini
If it's on the Internet, it must be smart.
- •Coconut oilUse for ALL THE THINGS!
- •MemesI create my own when I'm feeling especially crafty.
An ongoing list of things I say to my son that are not uncrazy.
- •Don't smile at me. You napped for 20 minutes. We are not friends.
- •Oh that's ok... I didn't need all those hairs anyway.
- •I'm sorry, am I inconveniencing you by wiping your butt?
- •😂I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This one really represents those serious LOL moments.
- •🙊🙈🙉I use any of these alone or in combination to express myself daily.
- •👊🏻I like this one for its versatility. Am I fist bumping you, or punching you in the face?
What isn't it good for would be a shorter list.
- •Tuna sandwiches
- •Freaky FridayEither version, but the Lindsay Lohan version is preferred.
- •Harry PotterMarathons are my jam.
- •Mrs. DoubtfireNo explanation needed.