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  1. #blessed
  2. #cute
  1. Surprise
    Who is this girl? Why is she calling herself Brittany? Did I forget what Brittany looks like?
  2. Confusion
    She seems to be the one cutting my hair... But I know I booked with Brittany... And her mirror and cards say Brittany... But she's not Brittany...
  3. Disbelief
    No. I for sure booked with Brittany. She must have changed her hair and that's why I don't recognize her.
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If we ever actually read and discuss books together @thatssoayesha
  1. "Why Not Me" Mindy Kaling
  2. "Troublemaker" Leah Remini
If it's on the Internet, it must be smart.
  1. Coconut oil
    Use for ALL THE THINGS!
  2. Memes
    I create my own when I'm feeling especially crafty.
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An ongoing list of things I say to my son that are not uncrazy.
  1. Don't smile at me. You napped for 20 minutes. We are not friends.
  2. Oh that's ok... I didn't need all those hairs anyway.
  3. I'm sorry, am I inconveniencing you by wiping your butt?
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  1. 😂
    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This one really represents those serious LOL moments.
  2. 🙊🙈🙉
    I use any of these alone or in combination to express myself daily.
  3. 👊🏻
    I like this one for its versatility. Am I fist bumping you, or punching you in the face?
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What isn't it good for would be a shorter list.
  1. Chicken
  2. Salmon
  3. Tuna sandwiches
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  1. Freaky Friday
    Either version, but the Lindsay Lohan version is preferred.
  2. Harry Potter
    Marathons are my jam.
  3. Mrs. Doubtfire
    No explanation needed.
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