A TIMELINE OF LOCKING MY CAT IN MY ROOM WITH ME
Ah, forced affection. The best kind.
- •This is MaggieOr, Maggie the Ferocious Beast.
- •Maggie often runs into my bedroom
- •I always ask her if she wants to leave
- •She never responds
- •I shut the door
- •She jumps on my bed
- •She pretends to love me for 12 seconds
- •She jumps off the bed
- •She scratches at the door
- •I am forced to get off the bed to let her out while: reevaluating my life; wondering whether or not my cat loves me; wondering if any cat will ever love me; and wondering if Taylor Swift's cats treat her the same way.