REASONS GOING TO PARTY CITY WAS A MISTAKE

  1. Let me start off by saying that I hate clowns.
  2. I hate the wigs and the makeup and the outfits and the sound of that horn they all seem to carry.
  3. All of it.
  4. It may stem from me seeing that creepy movie 'It' at a young age, but who knows, really.
  5. So, imagine the inner HORROR of seeing clown paraphernalia dispersed throughout the aisles of Party City.
  6. There was this horrible wig.
  7. (They also had it in mullet form)
  8. And then this.
    I'm gritting my teeth trying to take these photos by now.
  9. And the costumes just got drastically harder to look at.
    I think my eyes were closed when I took this one. And everything after it.
  10. Who willingly wears this sort of thing?
  11. OR HANGS THIS ON THEIR DOOR AS DECORATION?
  12. I mean, I get Halloween is a celebration of things that go bump in the night but COME ON.
  13. If I pass someone on the street/on the train/in the club dressed like this I will run in the other direction.
  14. RUN, YOU HEAR ME?
  15. I had to go home and look at pictures of cats.
  16. Here's one to soothe your soul.