SOMEONE JUST RETURNED 20 TOBLERONE BARS

  1. One Toblerone bar is 3.52 oz and 510 calories.
  2. This woman just returned 20.
  3. That is a lot of fucking Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
  4. That is 70.4 oz of Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
    2,000 g for my metric friends.
  5. That is 10,200 calories of Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
  6. That is 600 g of fat in the form of Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
  7. That is 1,200 g of sodium disguised as Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
  8. That is 1,260 g of carbohydrates in Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat form.
  9. That is 1,200 g of sugar stuffed into Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat.
  10. Do you think she realized the impact this would have on her health?
  11. Do you think she saw the error of her ways?
  12. Is this a future case study for Buyer's Remorse?
  13. I can't even make an adequate pyramid of Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat with 20 Toblerones.
  14. Couldn't she have bought 5 more and returned those as well?
  15. I mean really, what's 2,550 more calories of Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat at that point?
  16. How long will it be before I get over this?
  17. Will I ever be able to look at Toblerones the same again?