- •Onions take five minutes to carmelizeNo they don't. They take seven to thirteen hours to even get a tiny bit of color on them.
- •The cutters on wraps, papers, and foils boxes do anythingBullshit. They're only there to cut yr hand on.
- •Baking is an exact scienceNope. Dark incantations and rituals which may or may not be at all related to your end product.