Culinary lies

  1. Onions take five minutes to carmelize
    No they don't. They take seven to thirteen hours to even get a tiny bit of color on them.
  2. The cutters on wraps, papers, and foils boxes do anything
    Bullshit. They're only there to cut yr hand on.
  3. Baking is an exact science
    Nope. Dark incantations and rituals which may or may not be at all related to your end product.