I DIDN'T GET ON THE LIST APP FOR A WEEK

  1. And it's like listlife happened without me
  2. Everyone thought all the thoughts or whatever
  3. And got secret Santas
    Like actually wtf
  4. And I don't know how to join back in
  5. Maybe I'll just be the lurker on the fringe
  6. Posting irrelevant lists
  7. Not understanding memes
    My composing process is too slow to handle them anyway.
  8. Lacking community context forever
  9. What if there is life inside of phones and I'm not aware of it? Like Whoville or something?
  10. Once Paul Rudd appeared to me in a dream and said, "I'm your dream boyfriend. Your dreams are actually reality and your waking life is your dream."
  11. Anyway, hi?