JOKES MY NEUROLOGIST MADE THIS MORNING

Will all the chronic migraine sufferers please stand up. 🙋🏼
  1. "It's not time for a lobotomy yet. Maybe next year."
  2. "These medications are pricier. I'm thinking about giving Trokendi coupons to people for Christmas."
  3. "When was the last time you slept?"
    Probably not a joke since it was delivered upon first sight, but let's pretend it was. #haggard
  4. "It's about lowering stress levels. Maybe it's time to try acupuncture. Or stopping with the Ph.D. thing."
    Absolutely no delivery on this one. But it was a 'joke,' oddly enough.
  5. "Your migraines probably aren't going to go away."
    Oops, not a joke.