NOISES I WOULD MAKE DURING ATTACKS IF I WERE A POKEMON

  1. The sound of sautéing vegetables
  2. The sound of a knife scraping toast
  3. The sound of squirting grapefruit juice
  4. The sound of the pterodactyl-like yawns of my pup in the early morning hours
  5. The sound of flossing teeth
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  6. The slurping sound of jamming the mascara wand back into the tube
  7. The sound the windshield of my car makes as if squirrels are hiding in the dash?
  8. The sound of cutting wrapping paper (not opening, but cutting)
  9. The sound of frothing milk to make a wet cappuccino
  10. Pew pew pew
  11. The slosh of your belly when you've had too many liquids
  12. The sound of a pop can opening dramatically
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