PLACES I'D RATHER BE THAN THIS TUNDRA

"Hell is not flames. It is Wisconsin. You will suffer from your shivers. There will be no light." -the Ice Queen, from her Lake Michigan throne
  1. Hawaii
  2. In the furnace from Home Alone
  3. Nestled in the middle of this rack of dad shirts
  4. Fighting orangutans with a gorgeous sunset
  5. Nestled next to a capybara
  6. In a magma pocket
  7. Sweating to the point of pass-out dehydration in any tropical climate
  8. Actually rolling in a tumbleweed
  9. Portland at 75 degrees
  10. Floating in a Choco-River
  11. Basically just near any warmth
  12. SEND HELP