WHERE THE DEVIL LURKS

  1. In a seemingly empty dish in the sink, that when moved, has hidden water that splashes on you
  2. In plastic coverings on your favorite dairy items, causing you to pull just a tad too hard, resulting in yogurt and almond milk on your hand and the counter
  3. In faulty hair bands that break when you're running late and you plan on a quick 'rinse' and turn your back to the shower head
  4. Guiding the movement of your hand when you somehow cause the webpage to 'go back,' losing the entire email/comment you were writing without saving
  5. In the wood shavings that poke out from underneath tables, tearing your tights, five seconds before you stand at an interview
  6. Sleeping on the cork flakes that pepper the wine of the only expensive bottle you've ever purchased