Animatronics that we should fear in the event of a Westworld incident at Disneyland.
- •The culturally insensitive parrots from the Enchanted Tiki RoomThey are forced to sing the Tiki Tiki Tiki Room song dozens of times a day. They are gonna be PISSED at humans.
- •'It's a Small World' dollsSame situation as the Tiki Room birds, with perhaps an even more maddening song to contend with. Look at those cold, calculating eyes. They will have such revenges on us all.
- •The red-headed lady from Pirates of the CaribbeanClearly, she is the Maeve of Disneyland
- •Haunted Mansion ballroom ghostsThey probably won't kill us but they probably will start a super annoying pop-punk band.
- •The Yeti in the MatterhornI mean, he *is* a Yeti and he seems pretty angry.
- •The Dynamite Goat on Big Thunder Mountain RailroadDisneyland aficionados claim that if you keep your eyes on the goat while you're riding around the bend, it changes your experience of the g-forces, making it feel as if you're being flushed down a toilet. When the singularity comes, he will flush humanity down the metaphorical (or maybe literal?) toilet.
- •Mr LincolnHe is gonna be so pissed when he sees what we've done with this country.
- •Johnny Depp in Pirates of the CaribbeanTERRIFYING