Meals I Had in Southern California in Order of Increasing Awesomeness

  1. 1.
    Just, like, good vibes
  2. 2.
    A burger at Umami Burger
  3. 3.
    A salad with ancient grains
  4. 4.
    A salad with grains that are ancient but still look 29
  5. 5.
    A salad with grains older than time itself, grains that have always been and shall always be
  6. 6.
    Some whole wheat thing with goat cheese that was basically a pizza but- BUT- it was 100% organic
  7. 7.
    The feeling of virtuousness and self-satisfaction that comes from eating an organic pizza, also leftover pizza.
  8. 8.
    Vegan French toast sandwich with maple jalapeno 'bacon,' served by a girl with eccentric eyewear
  9. 9.
    A salmon panini that was free, and free food tastes at least 90% better than not-free food
  10. 10.
    Ketchup at Umami Burger (the burgers are only a vehicle for their housemade ketchup, as far as I'm concerned)