Reasons I Would Be a Good Gothic Heroine

  1. I love a good renno project, could flip decaying mansions and double their value
  2. Am completely impervious to the shrieks of tortured spirits forever walking corridors at night
  3. When the Byronic lord of the manor looks tortured, I would just leave him alone to brood and go about my business because who has time for that shit
  4. Have no desire to go into Rooms Where One Must Not Go
  5. Am generally open minded about mad wives living in the attic, everyone has baggage.
  6. Would leave thoroughly negative Angie's List reviews of any servants trying to gaslight me