Reasons I Would Be a Good Gothic Heroine
- •I love a good renno project, could flip decaying mansions and double their value
- •Am completely impervious to the shrieks of tortured spirits forever walking corridors at night
- •When the Byronic lord of the manor looks tortured, I would just leave him alone to brood and go about my business because who has time for that shit
- •Have no desire to go into Rooms Where One Must Not Go
- •Am generally open minded about mad wives living in the attic, everyone has baggage.
- •Would leave thoroughly negative Angie's List reviews of any servants trying to gaslight me