REASONS WHY PEOPLE AREN'T WATCHING RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE, BUT THEY SHOULD BE!

  1. They think it's about cars. It's not. It's about drag queens
  2. They don't understand how that can be a reality tv show
    Think of it like project runway meets America's next top model meets lip syncing for your life!
  3. They don't know who RuPaul is.
    How dare you. Know your her-story.
  4. They don't understand how this....
  5. Can turn into this.
    And frankly no one CAN understand it
  6. They don't understand where the penis goes
    Look up "how to tuck" on YouTube. You'll thank me later.
  7. They don't understand where the best impressions of female celebrities come from.
    Is that, Judge Judy, Anna Nicole, Julia Child, Fran Drescher, Paula Dean, Kim K, Teresa Guidice, and Maggie Smith? No it's a bunch of drag queens competing in the "snatch game"
  8. They didn't know that this was NOT Cher's twin.
    It's Chad Michaels!
  9. They don't understand that "We're all born naked, and the rest is drag" RuPaul