1. Making fun of Steve Buscemi
  2. Not having a trash can in their bathroom
  3. Saying "legitly"
  4. When they ask the waiter or waitress to split the tab before even asking you if you want to split the tab. Maybe you don't have cash on you and it's a cash only joint. Kinda embarrassing bro
  5. You've watched them crawl into or out of a sewer at least once