SUBTLE THINGS I DO AT WORK TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES

  1. Signing my name with a knighthood...
    Margot Nicole Salmon, OBE.
  2. Saying "bobsled" at the end of phone calls
    Pulling an old "Liz Lemon" on these freaking chumps
  3. Changing my last name completely on documents
    Margot Nicole Tuna...or other fish type
  4. Drawing little cactus guys on the Rapid Rewards I give my employees
    They have to be sent to corporate..
  5. Also writing small notes on the Rapid Rewards I give out
    "You are a bearded genius"
  6. Performing jumping jacks in front of the camera in the managers office
    Head of security has yet to inquire...