SUBTLE THINGS I DO AT WORK TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES
- •Signing my name with a knighthood...Margot Nicole Salmon, OBE.
- •Saying "bobsled" at the end of phone callsPulling an old "Liz Lemon" on these freaking chumps
- •Changing my last name completely on documentsMargot Nicole Tuna...or other fish type
- •Drawing little cactus guys on the Rapid Rewards I give my employeesThey have to be sent to corporate..
- •Also writing small notes on the Rapid Rewards I give out"You are a bearded genius"
- •Performing jumping jacks in front of the camera in the managers officeHead of security has yet to inquire...