THINGS MY BOSS HAS TEXTED ME, RANKED BY HOW DRUNK HE WAS
Prepare yourselves for the most punctuation marks you've ever seen in a single text.
- 9.Casual set up with his sonProbably pretty drunk
- 8.When I told him that I described him as a chihuahua on cocaine.. He really got a kick out of that'Chiwawa'
- 7.Actually pretty sweetWhy the FUCK is 'smarts' in quotation marks though
- 6.!!!!!! 'Why' and 'how' 'does' "he",,,,even 'have' the 'time'
- 5.He literally loves meDuh!!! I'm a freak'n! 'Godsend' you guys!!!!!
- 4.At least he's self aware
- 3.Screw@ 'Corporate!!!!The more exclamation points, the drunker the boss
- 2.Very drunk, very into lady gagamind you this is like a 57 year old man
- 1.I have to love himYou know, because of Stockholm Syndrome