Prepare yourselves for the most punctuation marks you've ever seen in a single text.
  1. Casual set up with his son
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    Probably pretty drunk
  2. When I told him that I described him as a chihuahua on cocaine.. He really got a kick out of that
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    'Chiwawa'
  3. Actually pretty sweet
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    Why the FUCK is 'smarts' in quotation marks though
  4. !!!!!! 'Why' and 'how' 'does' "he",,,,even 'have' the 'time'
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  5. He literally loves me
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    Duh!!! I'm a freak'n! 'Godsend' you guys!!!!!
  6. At least he's self aware
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  7. Screw@ 'Corporate!!!!
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    The more exclamation points, the drunker the boss
  8. Very drunk, very into lady gaga
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    mind you this is like a 57 year old man
  9. I have to love him
    You know, because of Stockholm Syndrome