What I got paid to do today...

I'm a manager at a thrift store in Philadelphia and today I got to go through all the halloween merch my corporate office ordered for my store... It got weird
  1. Charlie Sheen Safari Hat
    This was not the only Charlie Sheen related item...
  2. Overtly sexual frog hat?
  3. When your Airbnb guest responds "yes Madame" to all your messages
  4. Getting sick of this shit actually
  5. Legit all the hats look like garbage
    $4.99 please
  6. The wings move guys
  7. "Charlie Sheen"
    Or as @torihyndman said, "are you wearing a mask? Just looks like you" 😑