If I were a Sim

If my life were a game of Sims being run by someone else, things would be dysfunctional as hell. Here are some bugs the player might complain about.
  1. No matter what I choose from the fridge she pulls out cheezits.
  2. Is the bob above her head supposed to be yellow all the time? Did they change the color in the Sims 4?
  3. I've been sending her to work for a year and a half and she hasn't gotten promoted yet.
  4. Fulfilling her lifetime wants does nothing. Whenever she gets one, three new ones up and her mood actually goes down.
  5. I can't afford to buy her anything and motherlode isn't having any effect.
  6. The game freezes whenever I try to make her talk to a potential significant other.
  7. She almost drowned in a swimming pool. I didn't even remove the ladders.
  8. I can't turn her free will off.
  9. She keeps crying when nothing has happened. I made her watch Spider-Man and halfway through she cried and called her mom.
  10. I put her in bed for the night and she just lays there not sleeping.
  11. To be continued.