PEOPLE I ADMIRE

  1. the cast and creators of Silicon Valley
    Middleditch, Miller, Starr, Kumail, Judge. Love you.
  2. Simon Amstell
    depressing comedy is good comedy
  3. Hozier
    all you have is your fire
  4. people who can wear crop tops with regular pants instead of hiding their stomaches with high-waisted pants
  5. writers who are waiting to get published for the first time
  6. women
    MENSTRUATION
  7. women
    GIVING BIRTH, AKA SQUEEZING A WATERMELON OUT OF A DRINKING STRAW
  8. the bird that shit into my open palm that one day when I was about to go for a run
    disgusting but impressive aim
  9. people that can actually write funny jokes
  10. people that can orgasm
    I'd say go fuck yourselves, but you'd probably enjoy it