TRACK BY TRACK INTERPRETATIONS OF HOZIER SONGS

by someone who has not listened to the album
  1. Like Real People Do
    A charged and slightly off-putting ballad chronicling Tom Cruise's struggle to hide his sociopathic tendencies.
  2. From Eden
    The song is about the garden of Eden. The devil is a snake in the garden. What is a snake shaped like? A penis. Snakes are sneaky. So are penises (penii?). Beware the sneaky penii.
  3. Someone New
    Single mom Sharon is ready to get back out there. She's had a glass of wine (or two, or three, LOL) and she's got her eye on the prize. The prize is Gerald, store manager of the local Piggly Wiggly.