THINGS TO NOT DO WITH YOUR COUSINS UNDER 10
- •Curse like a sailor fucking a nymph.
- •Watch any Marvel films. Not even Guardians of the Galaxy. No, it's not okay just because it has a CGI raccoon in it.
- •Give them a long-winded lecture on inequity of gender norm dichotomy.Try not to use words like "inequity" and "dichotomy" either.
- •Let them bargain with you.They're smart. They know your weaknesses. Do not let them take the reins of your kingdom.
- •Tell them your secrets.They will sell them to anyone interested for a scoop of ice cream.