Keeping Up With Donald Trump
Just want to be sure that I'm keeping up.
- •Dislikes: Immigrants
- •Dislikes: Mexicans
- •Dislikes: Paying small businesses he doesn't feel like paying
- •Dislikes: Successful women
- •Dislikes: Muslims(Donald, I think we can all agree that we dislike terrorism, ok? There is indeed a difference here.)
- •Dislikes: being told to replace that Star of David with a circleIt was a Sheriff's badge, y'all!!
- •Dislikes: HillaryExcept when he invited her to his wedding?
- •Dislikes: Megyn Kelly and Megyn Kelly's menstrual cycleFiled under: things I wish I hadn't just typed
- •Dislikes: The Washington Post
- •But let's not just go negative
- •Likes: taco bowlsCredit to the hilarious person in my twitter feed who wrote that to me
- •Likes: plagarism(See how I did that above, Donald? Gave credit.)
- •Likes: his daughter's figure(Excuse me while I throw up now.)
- •Likes Duck Dynasty and old General Hospital re-runs
- •Likes: solid gold chairs and bankruptcy
- •Likes: walls
- •Likes: Russian hackers
- •Am I close?