1. Well, this isn't exactly a list.
  2. But I'm so excited!
  3. Because this only happens a few times in your life.
  4. Kinda like having a kid.
  5. Because writing a book really is so analogous to having a kid.
  6. I mean that. Seriously.
  7. There are literal blood, sweat, tears, highs, lows and labors of love. Also, times when you've never been more frustrated by anything in your life.
    Maybe other than your actual kid.
  8. Anyway, the cover for my new book is here!
  9. Tada!