Olympic Events I'd Be Great At

  1. Procrastinating working on my manuscript
  2. Grammar
    I may lose the gold if pressed on the correct usage of some adverbs, however
  3. Telling my kids to HURRY UP
  4. Eating chocolate after writing about two sentences
  5. Inventing adjectives to assure my dogs they're gorgeous
  6. Complaining about how tired I am
  7. Which also sets me up to take gold in the: "unable to sleep when has pressing a event the next day" event as well 🏅
  8. Ruining my manicure in the shortest amount of time upon leaving the salon
    As soon as I walk out the door
  9. Celebrity spotting
    Even z-listers: I can find them anywhere. Seriously. I am the Michael Phelps of celebrity spotting. Please play the anthem for me.