The Surest Ways to Remember What You've Forgotten

  1. Drive out of the store parking lot
    That thing from your grocery list
  2. File your manuscript
    That really, really important note from chapter 5 that you meant to go back to
  3. Send the email to a VIP
    Now what? I can't send a ps!
  4. Make it to your exercise class with 30 seconds to spare!
    Yeah, forgot my yoga mat/spin shoes/hair tie/deodorant.
  5. Get exactly just right comfy in bed at night
    That goddamn glass of water
  6. Glance at an ex's social media profile
    Self-explanatory.