Things I Said to Dog #1 by 9AM
We have two dogs. One is good, one is less good. I admit to being preferential.
- •"You are SO handsome! Do you know how handsome you are? Is it difficult being so handsome?"
- •"You're my favorite out of everyone in the house. Shhh. That's our secret."
- •"Did you just fart? That's ok. Your farts are perfect."
- •"I live to serve you."
- •"It's been raining so much. I know. It's not fair, and you deserve better. Do you want me to have a talk with God?"