Not that these apply to me or anything
  1. Fish out dog hair from your cereal and keep on eating
  2. Find it absolutely delightful to carry around another creature's feces in a small plastic bag, sometimes for several blocks
  3. Have your most meaningful conversations of the day (week, month) with your canine friend: they really may be the only ones who understand you 🐶
  4. Give the dog the best side of the bed
  5. Create elaborate backstories for your rescues that take on a life of their own: meet your Cartel Drug Lord and Southern Godfather
  6. Fall down the rabbit hole of rescue sites and wonder how many you can adopt before you become a dog hoarder
  7. Take pictures like this and make them your screensaver