pretty sure I've only had seven.
  1. inclusion aide
    tried to make others feel included. never officially quit and definitely still get emails since last working for them in 2010.
  2. soccer player
    I count it because otherwise it looks like a terrible gap of unemployment
  3. Toledo zoo grounds crew member
    the zoo won best zoo in the US that year thanks to me. also was given golden broom award (Hershey bar)
  4. field compliance specialist
    they said I was a specialist on my first day and I would say I never earned that title
  5. writer
    somebody actually PAID me to write. it's cool. not enough money, but cool.
  6. target cashier
    they called me to set up a time to start training and I quit
  7. customer service rep
    I inflate soccer balls in public sometimes.