FIVE THINGS NOT TO DO IN THE MEN'S ROOM AT A DIVE BAR ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE

  1. 1.
    Touch anything not attached to your body
  2. 2.
    Get in a fight with the mirror
  3. 3.
    Sell gum
  4. 4.
    Eat peanuts
  5. 5.
    Poop