PRODUCTS/SERVICES I WOULD ENDORSE IF I WERE A CELEBRITY

  1. Diet Dr Pepper
    Just pickle me in it when I die.
  2. Cadbury Mini-Eggs
    The chocolate is so milky and flavorful compared to, say, Hershey's. Even better with Diet Dr Pepper.
  3. OxiClean
    It got this terrible red candle oil stain out of my dress. RIP Billy Mays.
  4. The London Underground
    First metro system I was exposed to. I adore it.
  5. Uber
    It's just so damn convenient. It totally won me over.